Saturday, April 29, 2006

Liked Batman ..... Alot

I'm not talking shitty batman movies, this the real thing, Burt Ward and Adam West

-In the Bat Cave he has a seismograph, a transistorized shortwave bat transmitter, a fabric analyzer and countless other highly specified machines complete with blinking lights and dials

- His utility belt... universal drug antidote, parachutes, shortwave bat transmitter. It's like a portable, minature version of the bat cave

-The way he ..... talks with a .....Pause................thrown in Every So Often

- Robins boots, I'd like to think that batman chose them, they're like little fairy boots, coincidence? I think not

-The Batmobile is quite possibly the coolest car ever (after mine)

-The sticky situations they get themselves into, trapped in electric chairs (come to think of it why would they have two electric chairs side by side?), tied to a spit the list goes on and on

-The super intelligent things he comes out with " He who hath life hath time" he's so damn smart

- The fight scenes ... pretty sure I don't need to explain why

- Bat shaped infra-red sensors (utility belt) and a spare pair for Robin

- If you look carefully, they're both pretty much identical to a Ken doll if you know what I mean

-His theme song has only two words, nananana and Batman! nice and simple

-His town, Gotham City; his home, Wayne Manor; his 'special guest villains' cat woman, joker, penguin, ma parker, the riddler etc etc

In conclusion, Batman is the ultimate super hero, even if he does live with an underage boy who is not related to him in any way, a very tall butler and an old lady

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