What Did I Do .......?

Today, my boss shows up 2 hours early, which is a major pain in the ass because he is a major pain in the ass and I like to have some time to do my own things before he rocks up.
Then he checks and questions EVERYTHING I've done, including counting up some stuff I made, when I was out of the room which was SOOO unnecessary and infuriating and... UGHHH!!! Then he says 'Is something wrong sheri-dan (because he has an accent), are you in trouble?' which makes me want to punch him and even though he has twice as many staff I still can't leave on time or take a break.
I missed the bus by like a minute (a 20 minute setback), got back to my car and there was birdshit on my windscreen and this stupid red car doesn't have the thing so the water comes out with the windscreen wipers.
I had to take care of some business in the city and as I'm walking back to my car a fire engine is going around the corner, I notice it parked behind my car and think 'Great, I'm blocked in' then when I get closer I realise they're spraying water on my car, MY CAR. Turns out I had a fuel leak and somebody called the fire brigade and so they say because theres a fuel leak I can't drive my car and I have to get it towed. Waiting for about 30 minutes with them, they had to shift my car which has about 30 empty soy milk containers and masses of paper and rubbish and shit..... embarassing - and one of the firemen was so good looking, attainably good looking. Long story short (shorter) takes another 30 minutes to fix the car - during which time I observe a woman holding signs up to the windows of the remand centre - and only then do I get to go home.

So I've broken my attempt to eat healthy tonight and am currently enjoying pizza... and coke.

I do have some wacky adventures.